Sleepless Nights. Every Night.

Sep 12

lolshtus:

You’re A Hazard, Harry

lolshtus:

You’re A Hazard, Harry

(via sailingsun)

always-arousedxxx:

What turns you on more?Watching my your glistening cock going in and out of my pussy or feeling my entire body fucking you?

always-arousedxxx:

What turns you on more?
Watching my your glistening cock going in and out of my pussy or feeling my entire body fucking you?

[video]

villainery:

awwww-cute:

What can I get for you?

4 bottles of vodka and 2 packs of Marlboro reds

villainery:

awwww-cute:

What can I get for you?

4 bottles of vodka and 2 packs of Marlboro reds

(via heart)

(via poetic)

memeguy-com:

Some signs exist because theyre practical Others have a hell of a story behind them

memeguy-com:

Some signs exist because theyre practical Others have a hell of a story behind them

(via heart)

Sep 11

girlwithdeathmask:

Me: *ignores boy*
Boy: *posts picture lookin good*
Me: hey sorry I was asleep what’s up 😍

(via bullied)

(Source: orgasmos-multiploxx, via poetic)

hungerfaerie:

Albus Severus Potter starts Herbology at Hogwarts

"Hey Professor Longbottom; My father says I was named after the bravest man he ever knew, did you know-"

"Well, It’s nice to meet you, Neville Potter"

"Actually, it’s-"

"It’s Neville. Your name is Neville"

(via heart)

iseeavoice:

therainbowgorilla:

qalaba:

iseeavoice:

A human getting pissed at their vampire boyfriend so they put in a silver sterling tongue stud and bracelets and earrings and their vampire boyfriend is just standing five feet away like “babe. c’mon.”


Vampire: “The fair is in town, maybe a date will help…”

human spends the whole time in the hall of mirrors

#AREYOUSERIOUS

WE HAVE A NEW WINNER.

(via heart)

jasonregurgitateshisthoughts:

this girl’s sense of humor is far ahead of her age

jasonregurgitateshisthoughts:

this girl’s sense of humor is far ahead of her age

(Source: tsuidark, via stability)

(Source: sexanax, via bullied)

kreiderchris:

"yeah today i had to shovel dildos off the ice"

kreiderchris:

"yeah today i had to shovel dildos off the ice"

(via stability)

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always-arousedxxx:

I love how your breathing changes as soon as you touch me…

always-arousedxxx:

I love how your breathing changes as soon as you touch me…